Bootycall etiquette.

In an ideal chivalrous world, the following should happen before/during/after a bootycall:

1) Guy picks up girl.
2) Supply alcoholic beverages, chase, and condoms.
3) Shower.
4) Provide earplugs. Sleep. No snoring and/or spooning.
5) Brunch.
6) Drive girl home.

The end.

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