This is why you should (have). Behold. My Bachelor Canada video submission. Let the hilarity ensue.
The end. (I am now off the market, sorry boys!)
Also, big thanks to my friend Aaron for filming and editing this whole video. And additional thanks to Julia, Danielle, and Manu for giving me your “testimonials” (unscripted, I swear). AND a HUGE thanks to all the dick douchebags that contributed to my fabulous dating history and gave me tons of reasons to bitch and to audition for this show in the first place! Ha!
Starting the new job tomorrow, actually seeing a great guy, and filtering out all the non-essential things in my life. Closing a door, leaving time to focus on what matters most — cupcakes, making money, and making people happy. Cutting down the workload…can’t wait to get my weekends back. Can’t wait to start blogging on a regular basis again!
Oh, and The Bachelor? I sadly didn’t even make it to the open casting call today. S’all good. I have a video submission anyways. Spending naked quality time with the man, inhaling a box of chocolates, homecooked lunch, and Spartacus kind of takes precendence. Seriously so happy. The end!
Um, yep. If you’re friends with me on Facebook, you will know that I am applying to be on the Canadian version of The Bachelor. If you weren’t aware, well, now you know! Perhaps this could be the answer to all of my single girl problems? Maybe I will find true love on national television?! Or maybe, just maybe, I will become a celebrity. Yes.